Grand MOF Talkin’: Port Announce Friendly Tonight

With the mid-season break soon to cast us into three barren weeks of footballing celibacy, Port have announced another friendly, presumably so Jadet and co can run the rule over various fringe players before either adding them to the squad or packing their bags, and give a runout to new signings including Yosser Hughes (Yossawat Montha) and the lad from BBCU who looks like Deirdre Barlow (Narakorn Khana).

Tonight’s opponents are the bad Mofos of MOF Customs Utd. Formerly known variously as Customs Utd , Suvarnabhumi Customs FC and Samut Prakan Customs FC, the Mofos were in the TPL as recently as 2008, but are now languishing in T3 South, for which they didn’t even register this season. So the chances of them being match fit are slimmer than Siwakorn.

As per usual for these kickabouts, entrance to the PAT is free, KO is 17:00, and attendees can enjoy the rare and illicit sensation of drinking beer on the terraces.

Tim Russell

The founder and editor of The Sandpit, Tim has been in SE Asia since 2003 and in Bangkok since 2012, where he runs a travel tech business. Tim has followed Port FC since 2014, and is also a fan of his hometown club Coventry City, and French club AS St-Etienne. He has written for the likes of Football365, ITV.com, NME and The Quietus, and is a regular contributor to God Is In the TV. He's a keen photographer and his work can be seen on his website.