Your Do-It-Yourself New Port FC Coach News Report Generator!

 

Following Jadet’s third firing and La Pang appointing Port’s third coach in 6 T1 games this season, we’ve got rather bored of writing the same old news announcement over and over again. So here is your DIY New Port Coach news report generator. Simply delete the bits that aren’t relevant and you have your own instant Port FC news story, good for at least half a dozen uses a season!


 

Following a poor run of form which has seen Port FC drop to mid-table in T1, Jadet Coach X has been relieved of his duties and will (if Jadet) move upstairs for another stint as technical director / (if Coach X) never work in Thai football again.

Despite an expensively assembled squad, recent results have not been as good as expected and the recent home defeat away defeat FA Cup and Leo Cup double was the final straw for Port’s chairwoman, who has moved quickly to get Port’s season back on track blame yet another fall guy for her own incompetence.

Speculation has now begun as to who will be next in the Port hot seat, with rumours suggesting some T2 coach who once coached the Thai women’s U13s and will do what he’s told a successful foreign T1 coach who will leave after three games when he realises what a circus he’s joined. Seasoned Thai football experts predict that the new coach will last approximately six months before being fired and replaced by Jadet.

 

Tim Russell

Tim Russell

The founder and editor of The Sandpit, Tim has been in SE Asia since 2003 and in Bangkok since 2012, where he runs a travel tech business. Tim has followed Port FC since 2014, and is also a fan of his hometown club Coventry City, and French club AS St-Etienne. He has written for the likes of Football365, ITV.com, NME and The Quietus, and is a regular contributor to God Is In the TV. He's a keen photographer and his work can be seen on his website.

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