Entries by Toby Knight

A Knight’s Tale: Toby’s 2019 Season Review

  Yes, yes; smashing Chiang Rai, Selanon, Suarez vs Trat, for fuck’s sake Pakorn…. It’s all too obvious so let’s look at some other aspects of this rollercoaster season.   Moment of the Season     Beating The Scum 3 times in a season is something to crow about but Josimar’s late thunderbolt at The […]

Toby Time Wins: Port FC 1-0 Sukhothai FC

The pioneering 20th century social anthropologist E.E. Evans-Pritchard conducted most of his early research on the Azande, an indigenous African tribe living primarily in what is modern-day Democratic Republic of Congo. His fieldwork formed the basis of his classic text Witchcraft, Oracles and Magic Among the Azande. Published in 1937, the book champions the relativist […]

Just Plain Rayong: PTT Rayong 1-0 Port FC

  “Pressure makes diamonds” opined one of our travelling party as we discussed Port’s current situation on the way to the Meccano-esque PTT Stadium. The rest of the suitably lubricated gentleman and additional beer monitor carefully considered this statement until I offered a well thought out counter-argument; “pressure can also make you piss yourself.” Wise […]

Undercover Importz: Bricking It In Legoland

  So the dust has now settled and bragging rights have been secured for the next few months. It’s a good feeling, right? But there’s a bittersweet taste. There’s no point going through the match highlights; Linny did an excellent job here and in turn got someone’s knickers in a twist (Hi “No Name”!) but […]

Victorious Secret: Chonburi FC 2-3 Port FC

Port sealed a stunning comeback after going behind twice in a pulsating Friday night encounter at Chonburi. The hosts will feel a little hard done by but thanks to a wonder save from Worawut (36) and some sterling defending Port snatched all three points. Jadet was forced to change personnel and formation dues to injuries […]

Suphanburied: Port FC 0-2 Suphanburi FC

  Dear reader, if you’re reading this thank you but if I’m honest I have nothing to report but bad news. I could tell you about the match but it won’t live long in the memory. I could tell you about the problems in the club, team and with individual players but I’ve written and […]