A Change Is Gonna Come: Port FC V Buriram United Preview



First the big news. We’re going back in. Late on Friday it was announced that The PAT would be open to fans, with the capacity limited to 25%. From the pictures and reports of those who headed down to the ground on Saturday morning, it appears we could be heading for a sold out (quarter filled) stadium. And rightly so, when the fixtures for the season were announced back to back home games against that mob from Nonthaburi, that like to pretend they matter as a footballing and Bangkok entity and Buriram jumped out as the standout early season dates.  That Sunday’s second instalment of those, is also the league’s biggest game of the season so far, as the top two in the table meet, only adds to it. Come the conclusion of the game we’ll be just shy of a quarter of the way though the season and a win will put Port top*.

Even with a defeat, we’ll be where we realistically expected to be for the season. It’s just with the quality of football we’re producing going forward and the evolution of the defence into a Dusity unit, you can really believe for the first time in years that we can beat Buriram.  The quick to judge were very eager to talk down a Port defence that conceded 4 in its first 2 games, but they haven’t conceded with 11 men on the field since. Things are still not perfect and really, we were lucky to leave Chiangmai without conceding (they hit the woodwork twice in a scrabble from a corner) but things are progressing week on week.

We might as well get it out the way early, there can be few better examples of a team having the hex over another than Buriram over Port. We haven’t beaten them since April 2014 – (On that day the Buriram matchday squad featured the dashingly handsome young trio of Charyl Chappuis (6), David Rochela (22) and Javier Patino (30), all of whom would move on to bigger and better things from the little Isan club next to a go kart track).  Since then, it’s been pretty grim for Port, 11 league meetings, zero wins, 3 draws and an aggregate score of 24 to 8 in favour of the awfully nicked named Thundercastle. You can throw in a couple of FA cup meetings, a 3-1 loss at the quarter final stage in 2018 along with being dumped out on penalties last year and make it look even worse.  Not great but year on year we’ve got closer, the inferiority complex has gone, no longer would we celebrate a 0-0 draw like it was a famous victory. The Pang era has seen us rise up to an equal footing.

More of this again soon. Pic Humans of Thai Port


Where once Buriram looked at a trip to Klong Toei as a chance to pad their goal difference, don’t be shocked to see them arrive looking to first and foremost avoid defeat. This is a Gama team. We know Gama’s a planner, when required a stifler of teams and with Port’s line up overloaded with attackers, you feel the wiley Brazilian tactician will have something up his sleeve. Would he take a draw right now, probably, will he be planning to suffocate Port’s flair players and nick the game on the break, almost certainly.

I could go on with the nicely nicely approach of telling you how good Buriram are and that they were rightly almost universally favourites to win the league preseason. However, we’re getting back in, the products of mineral water advertising companies will be flowing and frankly right now going forward Port can take anyone. So let’s take them apart bit by bit and explain why Port can beat them.

Getting a read on where Buriram are this season isn’t easy, four of their opening six fixtures have been against teams expected to be towards the bottom of the table, in Suphanburi, Police Tero, Chiangmai and Prachuap. With only the Prachuap match being played away from their upcountry stronghold. They’ve beaten all of them bar an opening day draw with Suphanburi (and if you’ve seen the handball by Digão (26) VAR decided wasn’t a penalty, you’ll know why Suphanburi were disappointed with a point).


Still a penalty.

They’ve faced Bangkok United and Samut Prakan Dons in their other games and these give a far more realistic line of form (and mean l can ignore games l didn’t see). The fixture in Rangsit was a tough watch. Perhaps indicative of Gama’s plans when travelling to the divisions better teams to strangle games. Ultimately it was decided by two defensive blunders that swung the game in the favour of Bangkok United. For the first, it’s hard to know who’s more to blame. However, l’ll award the lions share to Pansa (3) who stands ball watching rather than picking up the run of Pokklaw, giving him free rein to bare down on goal and score. Some of the blame also must lay with Robin Sulaka (22) who is stood on the far side of the pitch a couple of yards behind the rest of his defensive line, if he’d held the line then the goal would have been disallowed for offside. Hardly the well drilled Gama defensive unit on that one lads. Not to be outdone Digão, will no doubt have been on the receiving of a few choice words in Portuguese from his manager for the second goal. He has the chance to deal with the ball but is outmuscled by his little surly compatriot Heberty and then doesn’t really put in much effort to stop him from getting a shot off. Keeper Siwark (1) gets the supporting role of blame this time, getting beaten at his near post. Never a good look for a keeper.

While they took all three points from a midweek encounter with Sumat Prakan Dons. Running out 2-1 winners at the smaller city stadium in Buriram. Taking the lead when Peeradon’s (5) free kick struck Chayawat on the arm, with a little over half an hour gone. Samual Rosa (91) stepped up to fire the resulting spot kick home. SPD were giving a good account of themselves and pulled level just before halftime as Eliandro muscled past Piyaphon (4) and blasted home. However, it was sub Suphanet (54) who would have the final say, getting on to a loose ball on the edge of the 6 yard box in the 79th minute and firing home. It was a harsh result on SPD on a night where they had the greater share of possession and made more passes than their hosts but equally probably one they deserved from some frankly offensive dayglo green away shirts.

Defensively Buriram appears to have been very solid so far this season allowing just 4 goals in their 6 games. However, 3 from the two games mentioned above.  Combined with the nature of the Bangkok United goals and the way that SPD were repeatedly cutting through them in midweek, is more than enough to counter the first impression. Added to that they are without Digão and Sulaka out injured, while Sasalak is on loan in Korea, what will line up on Sunday will be the weakest Buriram back line seen in years.

Then we have probably the most divisive player amongst sandpit writers in Peeradon, (for me) at his best and given space to exploit, he can use it wonderfully, as we saw in the hammering Port took at SPD last season, equally get on top of him early and he’ll often disappear, as we saw when Port hammered SPD at the start of last season. And it was very much the latter type of performance in midweek, as observed by SPD blogger (and major Peeradon fan) Phil who noted “Dropping deeper and deeper as the game wore on…. [he] had a bit of a shocker tonight and was unsurprisingly hauled off late in the game.” The plan must be for Go (8) and Siwakorn (16) to shut him down early and watch him fade from the game.

The main attacking duties are taken by Samula Rosa, who looks like a decent striker for Thailand, the problem with that is, this is Buriram and he isn’t Diogo, a major step down in class. He’s far better than some that have come and gone since Diogo and will be a major threat on Sunday, it’s just not quite what you expect from Buriram. He’ll likely be supported Supachai (9) and Supachok (19), with youngest brother and midweek score Suphanat on the bench. Along with their third foreigner Maicón (7), if Rosa isn’t quite top draw, this guy is rather mediocre on the evidence I’ve seen, very run of the mill Thai league Brazilian import.

While for Port all is looking rather rosy. With plenty of positives from recent performances. If I’m underwhelmed by Buriram’s attacking options, l couldn’t be happier with ours. Currently, there isn’t a striker in this division you’d swap for Nelson Bonilla (9). The fox in the fox is back on fire, with 5 goals in 6 games. Combined with the wide play of Pakorn (7) and Bordin (10) this is a front 3 that works and should keep those second string Buriram defenders up tonight worrying.

Nelson Bonilla, he scores goals…lots of goals.

While Go seems to love playing against Buriram, l have no idea what happened up there in the time the Korean was a Burriam player but there’s clearly something that inspires him to be at his best whenever the clubs meet and you love to see him up for it, going at 110% and bringing out all the dark arts.  At the back, Rochela has silenced all the knockers with some commanding performances this season and Pang’s decision to overstock centrebacks has looked wise as the fate of Tanaboon (17), who was subbed off in the derby injured, befell replacement Worawut  Baresi (24) up in Chiangmai, that we had a replacement of the quality of Dolah (4) to bring on, with Adisorn (20) still yet to be seen this season, speaks volumes. Compare it to the opposition on Sunday and BG Pathum’s current struggles and it’s clear who has the advantage on squad depth. Whoever lines up alongside El capitán is more than capable.



Whatever happens, it’s going to be great to get the matchday experience back. Football without the process of going and social side just hasn’t been the same and I’m looking forward to it. While for the first time we go into a match with Buriram feeling that we might not just be in it but possible should be favourite to get the result. Dusit got the better of Burriam 1-0 last season in both games with BG, so lets go one better. 2-0 Port.


Fans can attend the game, with capacity limited to 25%. Season ticket holders can collect their tickets from 1300 -1815 on matchday. The match will be shown live on AISPLAY (possibly limited to AIS network users) at 1830 on Sunday 9th October 2021. If you don’t have a ticket, the best way to watch with fellow Port fans is to head to The Sportsman on Sukhumvit 13 who will show the match on a big screen.


*Chinagrai United can usurp us by winning at Nongbua by a bigger margin but nobody wants to see that happen.

ooooh you wonderful things.


The Sandpit 2021/22 Big Guess Up – Buriram

There aren’t many clubs where two seasons without a trophy, would be considered a drought but then not many clubs around the world enjoy the level of dominance Buriram has had over the recent history of Thai football. Not that last season was terrible, it started poorly with 5 defeats in the first ten games. The last of which saw Alexandre Gama’s second spell at the helm get off to a somewhat uninspiring start with just a point at Trat from his first two games and five goals conceded. However thereafter the Isaan club was flying for the rest of the season. Collecting more points than title winners BG Pathum United in the remaining rounds. Whilst the champion’s defence was being heralded, Buriram matched them over the last sixteen rounds as both clubs managed a remarkable eleven clean sheets.


oi maaaaaate, how many years since you won anything?

That tight defence is lead by the dependable Pansa Hemviboon. Whilst the departure of Sasalak Haiprakhon for the first half of the season to Jeonbuk in Korea is certainly a disadvantage, there’s potentially a massive upgrade in the backline coming in the form of Brazilian centre back Digão, who arrived in the middle of last season only to be barely seen, playing in the three cup games but only making one league matchday squad where he was an unused substitute.  If the plan was to give him time to get used to Thai conditions it’s potentially a masterstroke as he was till recently a regular for Fluminense, a solid midtable team in the Brazilian top tier.

Also remaining at the club for a second season are Brazilian forwards Maicon and Samual Rosa.  The jury seems to be still out on these two. A feeling seeming shared by the club as the summer started with them pursuing the signing of Barros Tardeli (who had previously been linked heavily with Port). To the point, it was reported as a done deal with a rumoured private jet flying him and his wife into the Thai countryside to help with issues around visa’s and/or COVID. Yet the deal wasn’t completed and Tardeli instead headed to K League and Suwon FC.

Since getting hold of Diogo and Tunez, the foreign signings made by Buriram just haven’t worked.  Given that it’s not like this a club shops in the Carlos kickaball bargain bins that most Thai league budgets necessitate, you’d expect somewhat more from the numerous big money signings with track records featuring stints in numerous major leagues, yet it never quite happens. However, these two are getting what most of those haven’t, time. I’ve liked Rosa on occasions and expect him to come good.  Given that they also have Supachok and Suphanat at their disposal and an owner not afraid to spend in mid-season should the need arise. I don’t expect there to be major problems getting goals this season.




Head Coach – Gama

Quite simply if you let him come in get on with the job success seems almost certain to follow (which could be why he’s never managed Port). His only “failure” in Thailand came at Muangthong. Although even there he still managed to win over 50% of games.  Elsewhere it’s been year on year success since he took over at Buriram in 2014. A footballing pragmatist would probably be a fair description of Gama’s style. He knows how to win and finds a way to do it be it pretty or backs to the wall. That it often isn’t the most open style that he chooses, counts against him with some,  especially as he’s led some of the best funded clubs, however, the doubters tend to be silenced come the end of the season when the trophy’s roll in.



Gama – loves a Britpop coat


Key Player – Peeradon Chamratsamee

To be honest, I’ve been getting heaps of abuse for this selection in the preview chat. The general feeling was this guy is very much one of those Thai central midfielders, winning a game 2-1, no worries he’ll turn on the tricks and pretty passes and put you out of sight. Conversely, when it’s dogs of war time and you’re in a tight contest with near rivals or just generally outgunned by superior opposition he’ll go missing. A case that his performances in the league against Port last season support. In round two he was largely anonymous as Samut Prakan Dons were beaten 4-1, come Christmas and with SPD 2-0 up inside 7 minutes, his role was reversed as he bossed the midfield picking Port apart, as they chased the game and he pulled the strings on a 6-3 win. I was surprised to discover he was as old as 28, I’d assumed he was younger and had more time on his side to develop.  So why is he my key play? Well primarily he suits Buriram, there will be far fewer games, where he isn’t on the dominant side and when they do come up against the top teams he’ll be surrounded by better players than in his time with Pattaya and SPD, who will offer more help to turn the tide. There’s also a bit of the bedevilment to him, as we’re talking about a player who has managed to collect yellow cards more regularly than Siwakorn over the last two seasons. I beleive he can offer the kind of midfield craft that Buriram has been lacking in recent seasons.



Peeradon Chamratsamee lovely shirt fella




My Prediction – Champions

There’s plenty of questions still to be answered about this Buriram team. However looking at the whole package, l see less that is likely to go wrong than their fellow title challengers. If Digão is a dud, they’ve already dealt with being without him and had a watertight defence. Given that they outperformed BG from the time Gama got settled/ the second half of the season and BG have regressed it seems the logical choice to make them favorites for the title. It’s not beyond the realms of possibility that we see the Rangsit Bunnys defend the title or one of the other members of the “big 5” has a better than predicted season and top the table. It’s just for me, Buriram are mostly likely finish the season as champions.


Ex Port man Niran Hansson moved to Buriram preseason, I guess it wasn’t a kit based decision.



February Farce – The Port Round-Up Nobody Wanted

Lets face it, following Thai football can be difficult in normal times; the lack of communication between clubs and fans, last minute changes of venue and match date, plus poor stadiums and facilities to mention a few aspects. Now factor in a global pandemic, a league campaign that never seems to end with empty stands and it’s no wonder everyone here at Sandpit Towers has struggled to get the match reports out. So I’ve dusted off the typewriter to keep you up to date with recent events. You might want to sit down and pour yourself a double before you start reading this…


Port FC 1 – 2 Buriram United FC 

After getting knocked out of the FA Cup on penalties, our conquerers Buriram returned 3 days later to face us in the league. Port gave a much better account of themselves and took the lead just after half time with a Sergio Suarez finish. Sadly they couldn’t hold onto the lead and capitulated to 2 late goals; first a near post header and minutes later Maicon was suicidally played onside by Worawut/Baresi with time to finish. True, a slight improvement in form but to concede so late easily preventable goals would be especially galling to Coach Oud, who the camera picked up slapping his own head as some self-inflicted flagellation. 


Oud, reacts to Oud’s call to take Bordin off


Police Tero FC 2 – 0 Port FC 

Madame Pang Coach Oud rung the changes for our trip north of the capital, starting with an attacking trident of Adisak, Bonilla and Boli but in truth, they were especially toothless against a well organised Police. It was truly written in the stars that 2 ex-Port players, both sadly mismanaged during their respective spells at The PAT, would score the goals. Just before the 10 minute mark Dragan Boskovic cooly finished and in the second half cult favourite carthorse Arthit “Pele” Boodjinda smashed home to double the lead. Special mention must go to our keeper Worawut who pulled off 2 exceptional saves to keep the scoreline respectable. 


“Pele” scored……


BG Pathum United FC 2 – 1 Port FC 

Sadly our form had made this match up a completely different proposition to what it could have been if we had maintained our early season form, whenever that was, and a Port win (stop laughing at the back) would not have really affected Glass’ eventual crowning as champions. The bittersweet aspect of this match is that Port at times were the better team and took the lead in the first half thanks to an acute thunderbastard volley from workhorse Ko Seul-Ki. If Port fans had been in the stadium the reaction would have been akin to Suarez’s goal at Buriram; total bedlam. Port then did the most Port thing possible and immediately conceded an equalizer to Brazilian shithouse Victor Cardozo. The second half was an enthralling affair with both teams pressing for the win but eventually it was Glass securing the points thanks to ex-Port player (getting a bit sick & tired writing that phrase) Chenrop. Yes, that Chenrop. Port had the ball in the net in the final minute of the match but VAR adjudged Suarez to have handled the ball moments before. Fuck you very much VAR. 


Who remembers the good ole days when VAR was going to give Port loads of marginal decisions?


Port FC 0 – 0 Trat FC 

Port finally secured their first point since the beginning of the month with a draw at home to lowly Trat, a team we would have murdered many moons ago. The opposition decided to show some effort and attempted to secure all the points, while the home team were disorganised, ineffective and frankly bollocks. Please can I stop writing now? 


“Put the round thing in the net thing” Oud passing on some much needed advice v Trat


So what’s going on with the team? Has the same malaise affecting this website hit the team? Trusted first teamers are dialling in performances, new signings are running around the pitch with no end product and very little tactical awareness is being shown from the bench. 4 points out of a possible 18 and knocked out of the cup speaks volumes; a truly wretched month, plus Buriram have found some steel and are hunting us down. Next up is a trip to Legoland for the Scum Vs Slum derby, and our opponents have won 5 out of 6 matches since the league restart. It’s look ominous people, and this time Jadet isn’t hanging around to swoop in and take the reins. Buckle up, we’re in for a bumpy ride.


Derby day

FA Cup Ram Raid: Port out on Penalties to Buriram

Port FC 0 – 0 Buriram United FC

(Buriram win 9-8 on penalties)




Port’s defense of the FA Cup ended this week, falling to Buriram on penalties after a lacklustre 120 minutes of football. In truth the visitors probably deserved it more and Port only seemed to raise their game towards the end of the match.


As expected club captain David Rochela returned to the line up and was partnered by Tanaboon, while Chappuis kept his place in the starting XI after arguably his best performance in a Port shirt at Chiang Rai on the weekend. Settling into our seats at The Sportsman, the first half was a tepid affair, in fact, the only time someone was on their feet was after they ordered a spicy beef salad with extra chillies. Go came close with a long range shot at the end of the half which was smartly saved by Siwarak but I personally spent most of my time marvelling at Buriram’s new Brazilian centre back Rodrigo; the guy is fucking gigantic and nullified Suarez and Bonilla single handedly. Oh, Pakorn got subbed before half time. Maybe he was injured, or maybe his food delivery had arrived? Port’s lackadaisical approach in the first half continued into the second half but some tactical substitutions from Coach Oud helped give Port a new sense of urgency and they started to match their opponents. Suarez had a couple of good chances, as did substitute Nattawut, before Go made a complete hash of a golden opportunity, so extra time was needed.

El Capitán Rochela back starting and making last ditch tackles

The TV channel showing the match completely screwed up, forgetting the chance of extra time so the Port fans at The Sportman had to endure a loop of adverts and missed the first 8 minutes. During that period Bonilla missed a great chance, volleying directly at the Buriram keeper, before Kevin saw his low cross deflected goalwards in the second period but Siwarak produced the best save of the match. 

So penalties were to decide the tie and, at 4-4, Rattanai managed to save Chakkit’s effort and gave Tanasith the opportunity for Port to win it. Sadly his penalty was easily saved, far too close to the keeper, and we were into sudden death. At 9-8 Tanaboon shot cannoned off the keeper’s legs over the goal frame and that was that; Port were out.

Tanaboon is consoled after missing the decisive penalty

It’s a shame that Port took over 60 minutes to show some initiative but Buriram were solid and stuck to their game plan. Gama has clearly drilled them into a strong defensive unit and if they had a more clinical forward line they would have beaten us soundly. So we need to continue grinding out results in the league and hope BG drop points to have any chance of silverware. To be honest, this campaign has been so drawn out I’m not even sure what’s going on but it’s Sukhothai on the weekend so lets hope Oud can get his players ready for the next match.


Man of the Match :

Kevin – Arguably the player showing the most initiative on the pitch, he came closest to scoring and his drive and determination were excellent. His form has been very strong in the last few matches.  

Drawbridge Lowered at Thunder Castle: Buriram Utd 1-1 Port FC

With a return flight and accommodation paid in full to travel to Buriram, I was forced to make the reluctantly adult decision to forfeit any sunk costs and remain in Hua Hin as the preparations for my impending move back to the cold Baltic shores of my native Sweden left me strapped for time in a way that didn’t allow for dedicating two full days to attending what suddenly became the final game for Port fans to see our beloved lions in action before the great eastern beer virus of 2020 reduces human society to its final post-apocalyptic state. Despite the promising start to the season I took comfort in the fact that we usually don’t come close to beating Buriram anyway, especially away from home where having the audacity to even threaten to do so is likely to be resolutely dealt with by the officials. Instead I sat down in front of a screen to watch it in the same manner as most working stiffs unable to take a Monday off even for a game of this stature.

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Game of Thrones: Port FC vs Buriram Utd Preview



Well, just the one throne actually; the one that has been comfortably occupied by Buriram bums (no offence intended), in their, ‘United’ form, 5 times in the last six years. In that, ‘air of inevitability’, period they have added a footrest, cup holder, Sensurround video system and a fold-out bed. Are they about to have those trimmings stripped bare for a more utilitarian Klongtoey model?

In his Chiang Mai match report, Brian Blanchfield brilliantly summed up all long-term Port fans’ feelings when he spoke of that largely comfortable victory as a, ‘new ordinary’, at PAT Stadium. The table doesn’t lie. Eight victories, 28 goals for, a goal difference of 15, only one, ten-man defeat, and depending on Buriram’s midweek match v PTT Rayong, at least two points ahead of the perennial Champions. And yet, somehow, we are not surprised. And, why should we be? We have kept a strong nucleus of players since our last promotion in 2016 and artfully built upon it, improving incrementally during that period. Our challenge is real. And, what better time or opponent to prove it?

Buriram go into their game on Wednesday not in the best of health, picking up just a single point from their previous matches at Chainat and Sukothai. John Baggio ran their defence ragged at times in the latter game and Port might think of unleashing Bodin down the middle early doors to test the waters. Brazilian striker Pedro Junior (77) seems to share only nationality with the departed Diogo, managing a paltry 4 goals in 12 games. But, apart from when Baggio-bothered, the Thunder Castle pull up the drawbridge with the meanest defence in the League, just 9 conceded. Top Scorers v Top Defenders – something has to give.




Pedro Junior


Twenty-one year old Supachok Sarachat (19) has impressed this season, an attacking midfielder with an eye for goal, just one behind Pedro, although admittedly that is not saying much. At centre back, veteran Andres Tunez (5), comes with great pedigree, playing nearly 100 games for Celta Vigo in La Liga and boasting 16 Venezuelan caps. His experience will be needed to thwart Port’s often, rapidly interchanging forward play.


Andres Tunez


Port will be missing Buriram loanee Go Seul-Ki and a yet to be fully-fit Kevin. With rumours of Rochela making way for a Josimar return, and Todsapol in outstanding form this season, it is unlikely Jadet will go down the sentimental route and play our club captain for a final farewell to the Port faithful, but, if he is to leave, an appearance at some point should be on the cards. An un-named source has claimed that Suarez is not best pleased at the prospect of losing his compatriot but he should be professional enough to put that aside for the greater good. This will hurt Rochela more than anyone though.

The debate will no doubt rage on whether or not we need Josimar; could it be our Faustino Asprilla moment, although to be fair the flamboyant Columbian didn’t so much scupper Newcastle’s title challenge in 1996 as the Geordie’s own defensive frailties, not to mention Kevin Keegan’s, ‘I would just love it’ rant. Personally, I do not think it is the brightest idea to lose your club captain and long-time inspiration in the middle of our best season ever. With 28 goals in 13 matches, we don’t seem to have suffered from a lack of a true target man and our counter-attacking play recently, speed of movement combined with accurate one touch passing, has created chances for a number of outfield players. If it is a knee-jerk reaction to Arthit’s dreadful miss on a rain-sodden Korat pitch, it could be an ill-judged one. Only time will tell but we had thought Port’s propensity for flirting with pedicide (shooting in the foot) was done with and I hope I am proved wrong. However, if this is to be Rochela’s last home game for the club, we should mark it with the tribute he deserves.

Selection-wise, Watchara should line up behind the ever dependable Nitipong, Dolah, Todsaporn and either Pinkong or Adisorn, depending on whether Jadet opts for a natural left footer or someone with some kind of positional sense. With Go missing, Siwakorn should continue to dominate proceedings alongside Sumanya with Suarez sitting deep. Boskovic, in a run of form, will support Bodin and one of Nurul or Pakorn, take your pick. This would be an extremely attacking line-up but Buriram have been fragile recently and we should just go for it. It will be expected.


Watchara: Nitipong, Dolah, Todsaporn, Adisorn; Sumanya, Siwakorn, Suarez; Pakorn, Boskovic, Bodin

What else will be expected? I have been lucky enough to witness every home game against Buriram since they became a ‘Big Thing’ and they have been very special, atmospheric occasions. Our recent record, apart from a 5-1 drubbing in our 2015 relegation year, is good: two draws and a momentous 1-0 win against the reigning champions in 2014; Koerkrit’s drive from outside the box just enough, with goalkeeper Chanin retying his shoelaces before every goal-kick, the capacity crowd, some hanging perilously from the floodlights, with others cramming overlooking balconies, baying for the final whistle that would send us for a glorious, fleeting moment, to the top of the League.

The two draws epitomised the competitive fervour of this fixture; Buriram playing precise, methodical football, while Port, responding to the increasing, riotous volume of the crowd, adding a grit and a physicality to their own neat passing game, to unsettle their opponents. In the 2017 0-0 draw, one of the best stalemates I have ever seen, it riled Diogo enough to be sent off, to the almost admiring derision of the crowd, if that is not an oxymoron, in a, ‘we don’t like you but we respect and fear you,’ kind of way. I, for one, will miss him this year. His two goals last season were pure artistry; no back-lift, the ball dispatched in a twinkling, like an assassin with a poison-tip umbrella, before defenders or goalkeeper knew what was happening. He could summon up the dark arts too; he is South American, but you couldn’t take yours eyes off him. I have not seen a better player in this League and that includes my own iconic hero, Leandro.

This Sunday, expectations will be high, the relative League positions making this game a mouthwatering prospect. There is always a kind of respectful malice from the crowd, yet not the toxic kind directed at Muang Thong, and a brand of grown-up, adults in the room, absorbing football that is not often seen in this League. We can also expect a pulsating, heaving PAT, emotions on the boil with, hopefully, no heavy, pitch-saturating rain to dampen the spirits and ruin the spectacle.

My one fear is that the magnitude of the game will get to the players and the indiscipline that has plagued us so much this season will bite us again. Buriram will have done their homework and noted our 5 red cards and the fact that we have got through more Yellows than a Coldplay tribute band. The need for a strong, unbiased, calm and cool-headed ‘professional’ referee has never been more clear. Do we have any?

This will be a game for the ages. Is our age now upon us?

Port to win 2-1


Port FC vs Buriram Utd. Sunday 16 June, 19:00

I’d Have to Say, the Worst of the Beetles: No AFC Place for Port


The Khlong Thoey hordes descended on Supachalasai last night, with numerous patches of orange & blue in the Buriram end as we lent our support to the Thai champions’ bid to win the double, thus handing Port a place in the AFC Champions’ League qualifying stages. Sadly it was not to be as, on a night of considerable drama, a typically rugged display of anti-football from Chiang Rai won them their third trophy of the season.

The Beetles took the lead in the second minute, after a foul by Fat Bill on a Buriram defender left William in the clear; he raced down the left and passed to the chubby Brazilian who slotted it in the corner with aplomb. Buriram had a chance to equalise in the 15th minute when MOTM Osvaldo was brought down in the box, but Diogo’s penalty was spectacularly saved.

But the Isaan team got the equaliser their neat possession football deserved in the 25th minute when Osvaldo gave the Thai FA Cup its own Ricky Villa moment, dribbling past half the Chiang Rai defence before burying the ball in the corner.



They did not stay level for long however, as another long ball found that man William who ran into the Buriram box, only to be fouled by Tunez. The ref initially didn’t spot it, but with the FAT trying out a radical new experiment which involved handing control of VAR not to an independent panel but to the Chiang Rai bench, the penalty was eventually awarded, and Blobby Bill converted it to send the Beetles into the dressing room at half-time 2-1 up.

After the restart, the drama quickly continued when Buriram midfielder Sasalak was fouled just inside the box, with the ref once again needing a look at VAR to make his decision. This time Diogo made no mistake from the spot to put Buriram level again. But another defensive lapse on the 71-minute mark saw Bill, unmarked on the edge of the box, put clear by a lovely through ball and he slotted it past the keeper for his hat-trick. 3-2 to the Beetles, and time for Operation Shithouse – and there are no better exponents of shithousery in Thai football.

Buriram brought on Suchao to fight fire with fire, and on 76 minutes he seemed to have played his role to perfection, being upended by a shocking late tackle by our old friend Chaiyatwat. The ref immediately – and correctly – pulled out his red card, but with Victor and the Chiang Rai bench by now refereeing the game it was quickly rescinded to a yellow.

12 minutes later the referee pulled out another red, after handing a second yellow to Sasalak for no apparent reason, and having just watched the video three times I still can’t see any offence; however the Chiang Rai bench were all on their feet howling for it and once again the referee obliged them. Ludicrous refereeing.

Buriram laid siege to the CR goal for the remaining 5 minutes but without a target man (oh how they missed Edgar tonight) their attack was fairly toothless, and when the ref blew up after a ridiculous 3 minutes’ extra time (Gama and his staff were clearly in charge of the watch too), the cup was heading to Chiang Rai, and Port’s AFC hopes were heading down the U-bend.


The Sandpit’s Player of the Year meets his adoring fans


How this affects La Pang’s transfer plans remains to be seen, but Thailand & Bangkok Glass midfielder Tanaboon was seen watching the game with Port full-back Nitipong. After negotiating our way out of the stadium via its unlit death-trap staircases and procuring post-match Leos, we bumped into the Sandpit’s 2018 POTY and asked him if Tanaboon was joining Port, but he just gave us that cheeky grin of his and said nothing. So watch this space.


This Is The End: Bangkok United 2-1 Port FC, Port FC 1-3 Buriram United


It’s the hope that kills you isn’t it? I mean I’m a simple man with simple, everyday hopes; I hope the weather’s decent today, I hope there isn’t a hair in my takeaway, I hope they have proper toilets and not one of those squat jobs… But when it comes to football those hopes are elevated to something much, much bigger; glory and the sweet taste of victory against all comers. Maybe it’s the adrenaline mixed with testosterone and alcohol but pragmatism and rationality are quickly discarded when it comes to footy.

Last Sunday the Spider Ming Express, sponsored by Blend 285, zipped up to The Thammasat University Stadium with a group of supporters buoyant that maybe, just maybe, we can get a result against our bogey team which would take us level on points and keep the impossible dream alive. Jadet shuffled the pack and went for a back 3 with Adisorn (13) at RB, kept new boy Anon (20) in the XI and dropped the seemingly undroppable Pakorn (7); clearly he had a game plan in mind.



The game plan worked a charm in the first half and in the opening minutes Port took the lead; a well worked corner was flicked on by Suarez (5) and found Boskovic (23) unmarked at the far post for a simple header. Cue pandemonium in the away end followed by a nerve-shredding, backs-to-the-wall 40 minutes with Port continually on the defensive and rarely pressing forward. Things got better as we purchased cans of Leo in the car park when Bangkok were reduced to 10 men with Wanchai (24) receiving his marching orders for bringing down Kim (8). The Leo tasted even sweeter now so surely this was our time?



WRONG. Port held on like a boxer taking a Tyson-level beating against the ropes until the 82nd minute when Sumanya (11) drove into the box and his shot got a slight deflection off Rochela (2). Then, as the minutes ran down, we had a rare attack and worked the ball well into the box for Kim to lay the ball off to Chakrit (9). The ball was asking to be spanked into the net but what followed was the turning point of everything; a shot so woeful you would pull clumps of hair out of your head and smash your pint glass on the floor (don’t worry, it’s plastic and only backwash left). Then the gut punch; United snatched a winner with the final kick of the game; a screamer from Pokklaw (10). It’s a rare moment when the Port faithful are silenced but as I watched the players lie dejected on the ground there was no sound from the away end, just the distant cheering of United supporters, then out poured the screaming and frustration and finally the final whistle. There is no feeling quite like it as you walk out of the stadium covered in drizzle and disappointment.

Although it felt sickening I personally couldn’t complain that much about the performance; Jadet gave them a game plan that they stuck to for 80 minutes but then the substitutions altered the team shape and fatigue really set in while chasing a winner. The better team won with their quality and perseverance, and anyway we’ve got a cup tie against the champions on Wednesday and we’re going to give them hell and propel ourselves into the semi-finals right?



WRONG. DEAD WRONG. The first half at The PAT was Chainat, Air Force and Police all rolled into one at home. It was the constant errors and mistakes we talk about in The Sandpit and on Facebook week in week out. It was the fucking pits so let’s get this over with. After the opening exchanges Buriram won a corner in the 15th minute and their tactic was to crowd the goal line to cause confusion amongst our defenders. The corner was whipped in and Rattanai (17) scrambled to push it against the crossbar for another. The second was deadly; Pansa (3) darted off the line to steer a header into the far side of the goal unmarked. Less than a minute later Buriram had doubled their led; Todsapol (6) was robbed by the Brazilian Osvaldo (17) who sprinted into the box and squared it to Supachai (9) for an easy tap in. 2 minutes and 2 goals but worse was to come before half time; a long ball from Tunez (5) reached Diogo (40) with Dolah (4) struggling to keep up. Rochela came across to clear but inexplicably sent the ball into his own net. I really don’t want to write any more about this.

There was a brief fightback in the second half and Port grabbed a goal back by playing some decent football, ending with Nitipong (34) playing a great through ball to Pakorn who finished past Siwarak (1). Port then had a sustained 10 minute period of attacking pressure with the substitute Artit (29) showing some endeavour and Boskovic continually testing the Buriram defense, as well as geeing up the crowd, but there was no end product and our opponents regained control and closed out the game. Let’s face facts; we were never really in the game and we shot ourselves in the foot. Twice.

So now there needs to be questions asked. Why did this go so badly wrong? What exactly were the tactics and were the players aware of their roles? Why didn’t some of you turn up (Siwakorn (16), Rochela, Kevin (97) – I’m looking at you)? An hour after the match I had already received my first “Jadet out” text but looking at the squad it’s clear some of the players aren’t good enough and there is no strength in depth. Training, fitness and tactics certainly need to improve as well. Buriram set a very high standard and we are currently a distant 3rd from them in the league but will Madame Pang and her underlings execute a real plan for next season and just carry on as we are?

Yes, it sucks to be a Port fan today and maybe as fans we have been too naive about the real prospects of our team but guess what? There’s another game against the champions on Sunday and mathematically we can still win the league (stop sniggering at the back) or at least affect the championship race. There’s also pride to play for and the chance to finish above The Scum so I guess there’s always hope right?


Man of the Matches – Kim Sung-Hwan



Not many candidates here so I’m giving it to someone whose form has improved, gave maximum effort in both games and, most importantly, cared. Dolah and Bosko showed signs as well but Kim was the one who showed it most. This photo of him after the United game speaks volumes about what it meant to him, If only he spoke Thai; he would be handing out a few red hot bollockings right now.


The Divine Mop: Buriram United vs. Port FC, 11 April 2018


Port will try to become the first team to defeat clear title favourites Buriram when they travel to the land of depressed husbands on Wednesday. This match couldn’t come at a worse time for Port though, having just suffered back-to-back defeats against Police and Bangkok United, whereas Buriram have maintained their unbeaten start to the season and currently enjoy a four point gap at the top of the table.

Port are also missing a couple of foreign players, with Kim (8) suspended after getting his fourth yellow card against Bangkok United, while Suarez (5) is reportedly out for a month after picking up an injury against Police Tero. Buriram are also missing a key foreign player, with instrumental centre back Tunez (5) having sat out the last 3 league fixtures through injury.


Buriram United

Key Players


It’s a strong team with too many to choose from, so here’s the lot of them.

33 year old Siwarak Tedsungnoen (1) kept two clean sheets against Port last season, with the fixture at PAT Stadium featuring an absolutely ridiculous point blank save from a Genki header. A model of consistency and Kawin’s understudy at national team level, don’t expect to get anything easy from Siwarak.

Buriram are without key defender Andres Tunez, and haven’t kept a clean sheet in the three league games since his injury. Their back three will be led by Pansa Hemviboon (3), who was my Player of the Tournament for Thailand in the recent King’s Cup. Standing at 6 foot 3, he is a formidable physical presence who doesn’t lose much in the air. Pansa will be joined by South Korean Yoo Jun-Soo (16) and former Port loanee Pravinwat Boonyong (4), who has become a surprise regular at The Thunder Castle this season.


Pansa Hemviboon


Extremely attack-minded Narubadin Weerawatnodom (13) will be right wing-back, with the more experienced and less bombastic Korrakot Wiryaudomsiri (11) on the left flank.

Buriram have a mix of youth and experience in central midfield, with 20 year old Ratthanakorn Maikami (26) being joined by either one of experienced duo Suchao Nuchnum (8) – who you may remember being bitch-slapped by Lazarus Kaimbi after reportedly calling him a monkey a couple of years ago – or Jakkaphan Kaewprom (10), who made the T1 team of the season in 2017.

Ahead of them will be one of Thailand’s best youngsters Supachok Sarachat (19), who has scored one and assisted two in a promising start to the campaign. The 19 year old has already scored 10 times in 47 appearances for The Thunder Castle, and will try to occupy the space in front of the back four that Aung Thu and Sumanya used to such good effect in Port’s two recent defeats.


Supachok Sarachat


Remarkably for a team comfortably atop the league, before Buriram’s draw with Sukhothai last weekend, they had only one player who had scored more than one goal. That of course was The Divine Mop: Diogo Luis Santo (40). It’s not just his hair that invites the comparison. The Brazilian spends most of his time sprawled across the floor and has an uncanny knack for finding filth wherever he is deployed. Like a mop though, Diogo is also reliable. And yes, this metaphor is in need of a good rinse. In only one season since he arrived at Buriram have they not triumphed in the league, and this was in no small part due to the fact that he was injured for most of the season. When he is fit, The Divine Mop is guaranteed to clean up. He has done so 11 times in 9 games so far this season, and will be expecting to add to that tally against Port’s lacklustre defence. Never bet against the best striker in the league.


Diogo Luis Santo


Diogo is joined by Edgar Bruno da Silva (23). Edgar scored his second goal of the season with a well-taken header against Suphanburi on the weekend, but has been far from convincing so far in 2018. He’s one of those players that has turned up at a lot of impressive-sounding clubs but not really seen a lot of action. Like his teammate Diogo, Edgar played for Brazil at youth level, then went on to represent such teams as Sao Paolo, Porto, Red Star Belgrade and Vasco da Gama. More recently representing a slew of average teams across Asia, Edgar is a mediocre T1 striker if ever there was one. His main function seems to be to get the ball to Diogo and watch the master at work.


Predicted Lineup





Buriram have spent most of 2018 so far just getting the job done. Experienced winners one and all, they have made a habit of scoring late goals and grinding out results. Their recent last-gasp win against Chonburi was a textbook example. After starting out with 4 wins, Buriram were finally held to a 2-2 draw by Bangkok United, but they went on another run of 3 wins before being held to a 1-1 draw by Suphanburi.

Port, on the other hand… Actually no, I’d rather not. You all know how we’ve been doing over the last couple of weeks, so no reminder is necessary!


Port FC

Now or Never?


It’s time, Jadet. It’s quite possibly now or never. 9 T1 bosses have received their marching orders in just 9 weeks, and Sir Det could well make that 10 in 10 if Port take another heavy beating. He doesn’t have a full complement of troops at his disposal, either.

With Kim out, Jadet will most likely turn to Adisorn (13) to fill the midfield void, although Athibordee (35) is another realistic option. Athibordee was brought on when Jadet tried to change Port’s fortunes against Bangkok United, but was later subbed off. Ouch. With Adisorn having a barnstorming Buriram battle under his belt from last season, he really ought to be the man Jadet puts his faith in in his time of need.

Further forward there is a bit more of a dilemma. Suarez leaves a hole in the team that no player in Port’s squad is particularly well suited to fill. If Bodin (10) comes in again, then we are likely to see him and Nurul (31) on the flanks and Pakorn (7) playing through the middle, which just doesn’t seem like a great idea. As much as I like Pakorn, that’s not his position. Alternatively, Arthit (29) – who looked lively when he came on – could be deployed as a partner for Boskovic (23) and Port could switch to a pure 4-4-2. Interestingly, when Buriram visited PAT Stadium last season, Port lined up in a 4-4-2 which featured Adisorn in midfield and came away with a point. Rattanai (17), recently restored to the first XI, also kept goal that day, making one of his finest appearances in a Port shirt, while Todsapol (6) made a rare appearance before going off injured.

Whatever Jadet chooses though, the players are just going to have to do better. More discipline will be required at the back, more running in midfield and most of all better finishing. Yes Dragan, I’m looking at you!


Predicted Lineup




The match will be shown live on True Sport 2 at 17:45 on Wednesday 11 April, 2018. For those who can’t make it to The Chang Arena, The Sportsman on Sukhumvit 13 will show the match on a big screen with sound. We’re already booked in, so head upstairs and we should be easy to find. Don’t forget to wear your Port shirt for a 10% discount on drinks.